She is not a BLEACHED1 BLonDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She is not HALF NAKED - She is WARDROBE IMP人工智能RED2.
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY3 - She is metaLLICALLY4 OVERBURDENED.
She is not CONCEITED5 - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES
She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION6.
She does not G人工智能N WEIGHT - She is a metaBOLIC7 UNDERACHIEVER.
She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR8 OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.
She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY9 IGNORANT.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE10 ABUSE.
She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.
She is not an 人工智能RHEAD - She is REALITY IMP人工智能RED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She does not get FAT or CHUBBY11 - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY12.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP13 - She has reached cosplayMETIC14 SATURATION15.
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS16 - She is GRAVITY RESISTANT17.
She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
She does not have THIN LIPS - She is COLLAGEN DEPENDENT
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